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THINGS YOU CAN'T DO NAKED
Naked Man Breaks Into Pizza Place, Shows Own Sausage And Meatballs
The thief didn't take any pizza or any dough.
Baltimore County Police Dept
Teen Says Naked Dog Walker Photobombed Her Senior Pics
We really hope this makes the yearbook.
Evan Kafka via Getty Images
Notorious 'Nipple Man' Nabbed After 3 Years As A Public Transit Pervert
“This jerk, is playing with both his nipples while staring at my face."
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Man Allegedly Scans Penis At Supermarket Checkout
Welcome to the gross-ery store.
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Naked Man Exposes His Sausage At Waffle House
A witness said, “I wouldn't know how to tell my kid what was going on at that time ... He was built like a potato."
Spooky Cemetery Flasher A Grave Concern
One woman who has seen the man three times said: "I just want him to be caught."
Why Did Woman With The Giant Inflatable Penis Cross The Road? (NSFW)
But this is no joke.
Mysterious 'Ghost' Voice Turns Out To Be This Guy In The Chimney
Remember, kids, everything has a rational explanation.
Jared Strong/Daily Times Herald
Smoking Woman's Public Sex Sets World On Fire (NSFW)
She takes multitasking too far.
Teen Who Exposed Self In Yearbook Photo Has All Charges Dropped
A county attorney opted not to pursue the case.
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CATus InterrPUPtus: When Your Pet Interrupts Sex (NSFW)
Yes, it's exactly what you think it is.
Guy Got Scary Mad When Told To Stop Having Sex In Public Pool: Cops
The suspect is accused of doing the wrong sort of stroke in an area meant for swimming.
Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office
Alleged Naked Lawn Waterer Making A Big Splash With Viral Arrest Photo
Police said he put on some shorts before attempting to attack them with a knife.
Fresno County Sheriffs Office
Naked Man Walks Into Stranger's Home, Says 'Hi,' Falls Off Cliff
“He had a big grin on his face.”
BAD NUDES: Melbourne Holds Last-Ever Naked Bike Ride (NSFW)
Aussie cyclists bare all down under.
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Police Officer Accused Of Watching Porn, Masturbating On Duty
Officer Hardin allegedly stepped out of his car in order to stroke himself.
Kershaw County Sheriffâs Department
Naked Man Allegedly Tries To Carjack A FedEx Truck, But That's Not The Funny Part
It was not a clothes call
Riverside County Jail
Naked Man Arrested While Taking Photos Of Wheat Field
"You know folks, you just can't make this stuff up!"
Karan Kapoor via Getty Images
What A Flash!!! Naked Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Driving 110 MPH
Alcohol may have been involved.
Florida Highway Patrol
Accused Flasher Says He Was Trying To Remove Bug
Police said the suspect was involved in a similar incident a few days earlier.
Sumter County Sherriff Office
Naked Suspect Wakes Sleeping Man With Kiss, Finds Out He Has A Gun
You DO NOT kiss a sleeping man who has a weapon.
Multnomah County Sheriff's Office
Naked Joggers Left Baby Alone On Beach For Hours, Police Say
The child was found covered in mosquito bites next to a Ford Explorer that was still running.
Cameron Parish Sheriff's Office
Porn Star Kayla Kupcakes Flashes Judge In Florida Courtroom
The star of "Mature Thunder Buns 1" claims police brutalized her during the arrest
Florida Man Masturbates, Urinates Near Kids' Party, Police Say
The suspect told police he had consumed 18 beers before the party
St. Johns County Sheriff's Office
Man Accused Of Masturbating In Driveway 3 Times In A Week
Third time is not the charm for this guy
Jefferson Parish Correctional Center
Man Found Naked In Hog Barn Tells Police, 'I Just Like Pigs'
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