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The 20 funniest tweets from women this week.
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan. 12-18)
By Hollis Miller
"How long is it useful to carb load after a super hard cardio workout? Is the answer 3 years?"
The funniest parenting tweets this week.
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PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 12-18)
By Hollis Miller
"I live in fear of the things I may have agreed to while absent-mindedly saying 'uh-huh' to my kids."
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ENTERTAINMENT
Ariana Grande's New Song '7 Rings' Is A Treat-Yourself Anthem With A Classic Twist
By Cole Delbyck
The singer's follow-up to "thank u, next" is a Broadway-inspired bop.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (L) performs a ceremonial swearing-in for US House Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (R), D-NY, at the start of the 116th Congress at the US Capitol in Washington, DC, January 3, 2019. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo credit should read SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images)
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POLITICS
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Channels Spice Girls In Government Shutdown Tweets
By Lee Moran
🎶 Now don't go wasting our precious time, if they get their act together we could be just fine 🎶
President Donald Trump swats at the fake snow that was dropping from the ceiling as he arrives to speaks at a rally for Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, R-Miss., at the Mississippi Coast Coliseum, Monday, Nov. 26, 2018, in Biloxi, Miss. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)
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POLITICS
RNC's Shutdown Explainer Gets Mercilessly Fact-Checked On Twitter
By Lee Moran
The RNC's attempt to paint President Donald Trump as the victim did not go over well.
Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump's former lawyer, leaves federal court after his sentencing in New York, Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2018. Cohen was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison for an array of crimes that included arranging the payment of hush money to two women that he says was done at the direction of Trump. (AP Photo/Craig Ruttle)
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POLITICS
11 Tweets From The Fake Fan Account 'Stud' Michael Cohen Paid To Fawn Over Him
By Lee Moran
"Look at that stud."
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 07: Cardi B performs at Z100's Jingle Ball 2018 at Madison Square Garden on December 7, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)
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ENTERTAINMENT
Cardi B's Trashing Of Donald Trump For The Shutdown Is Now A Banging Song
By Lee Moran
Set to "Bodak Yellow."
Nothing brings out a perfectly workshopped diss like a little cross-industry promotional opportunism.  We were reminded of this fact on Jan. 10, when, in celebration of the 20th anniversary of the show The Sopranos, the HBO Twitter account announced it would dish out Sopranos-inspired nicknames. And you better believe that Twitter CEO and "conversational health" guru Jack Dorsey wanted in on the fun.  "In honor of the 20th anniversary of The Sopranos, I'm handing out Soprano nicknames today," read the tweet from HBO's main account. "Who wants one? FYI if you tell me your first name, this is way easier for me." Read more... More about Twitter, Hbo, Jack Dorsey, The Sopranos, and Tech
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MEDIA
Jack Dorsey Thinks Fringe Figure Ali Akbar Makes ‘Interesting Points’
By Jesselyn Cook
The Twitter CEO consulted with the right-wing political commentator over whether he should permanently remove Alex Jones from the platform.
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POLITICS
Senators Hilariously Agonize Over Whether To Share Cardi B's Shutdown Video
By Elyse Wanshel
Even Chuck Schumer ultimately got involved in the Twitter discussion.
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POLITICS
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Defends Public Apology To Candace Owens
By Jenavieve Hatch
In a HuffPost interview, Dorsey stood by his controversial apology to the Fox News commentator after Twitter labeled her "far-right."
Twitter CEO and co-founder Jack Dorsey interacts with students at the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT) in New Delhi on November 12, 2018. - Dorsey hosted a town hall meeting with university students on his visit to the Indian capital New Delhi. (Photo by Prakash SINGH / AFP) (Photo credit should read PRAKASH SINGH/AFP/Getty Images)
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POLITICS
Jack Dorsey Won’t Say If A Call For Murder Is Enough To Ban Trump From Twitter
By Andy Campbell
In a HuffPost interview, the Twitter CEO waffled when asked about Donald Trump inciting violence.
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - JANUARY 09: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey speaks during a press event at CES 2019 at the Aria Resort
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TECH
Jack Dorsey Has No Clue What He Wants
By Ashley Feinberg
A Q&A with Twitter's CEO on right-wing extremism, Candace Owens, and what he'd do if the president called on his followers to murder journalists.
President Barack Obama kisses first lady Michelle Obama as they await for the arrival of President-elect Donald Trump and his wife Melania, Friday, Jan. 20, 2017, at the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)
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U.S. NEWS
Barack Obama's 'One Of A Kind' Birthday Tribute To Michelle Is Love In A Tweet
By Kimberley Richards
The former president shared a throwback photo of the couple on Twitter.
UNITED STATES - JANUARY 16: From left, Reps. Katie Hill, D-Calif, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., and Jahana Hayes, D-Conn., are seen after delivering a letter to the Russell Building office of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., calling on the Senate to act on House passed legislation to reopen the government on Wednesday, January 16, 2019. (Photo By Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call)
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POLITICS
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Will Teach Congress How To Twitter
By Carla Herreria
The youngest woman in Congress is killing it on social media -- and now her colleagues want in.
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex meets a Jack Russell named "Maggi" during a visit to the animal welfare charity Mayhew in London, Britain, January 16, 2019. Eddie Mulholland/Pool via REUTERS
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ENTERTAINMENT
Pregnant Meghan Markle Was Called A 'Fat Lady' And She Loved It
By Carly Ledbetter
Her response was on point.
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ENTERTAINMENT
José Feliciano Song Brings Twitter To Tears On 'Tonight Show' From Puerto Rico
By Ron Dicker
The 73-year-old singing legend and Ozuna's "En Mi Viejo San Juan" ended the special on a beautiful note.
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 12: LIn Manuel Miranda attends the European Premiere of 'Mary Poppins Returns' at Royal Albert Hall on December 12, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
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PARENTING
35 Funny And Delightful Parenting Tweets From Lin-Manuel Miranda
By Caroline Bologna
The "Hamilton" creator has two sons.
U.S. President Donald Trump stands with U.S. Vice President Mike Pence as he welcomes the 2018 College Football Playoff National Champion Clemson Tigers at the White House in Washington, U.S., January 14, 2019. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts
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POLITICS
Donald Trump Gets Burned On Twitter Over Strange 'Hamberders' Typo
By Lee Moran
The president says he treated Clemson's championship-winning football team to a fast food buffet.
U.S. President Donald Trump welcomes the 2018 College Football Playoff National Champion Clemson Tigers in the East Room of the White House in Washington, U.S., January 14, 2019. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts
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POLITICS
Trump Was Set To See Farmers In Nashville, Except They Were In New Orleans
By Mary Papenfuss
"Geography is hard," notes a tweet.
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ENTERTAINMENT
Sandra Oh Hung Out With The 'Crazy Rich Asians' Cast At The Critics' Choice Awards
By Jenna Amatulli
People on Twitter loved the moment of "Asian sisterhood" and thought the "Killing Eve" actress was "living her best life."
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SPORTS
Tom Brady And Referee Hug Before NFL Playoff Game And Twitter Jeers
By Ron Dicker
Some fans didn't embrace the encounter between the ref and the Patriots star quarterback, long accused of receiving preferential treatment.
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PARENTING
45 Hilarious Tweets About Parenting Preteens
By Caroline Bologna
"I spray deodorant on my 12yo son while he's sleeping. You're welcome."
An employee with the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) checks the documents of a traveler at Reagan National Airport in Washington, U.S., January 6, 2019. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts
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POLITICS
Houston Airport Forced To Close TSA Checkpoint Due To Shutdown
By Nick Visser
TSA agents have been among the federal employees forced to work without pay during the shutdown.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) waits for a ceremonial swearing-in picture on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., January 3, 2019. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts
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POLITICS
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Rockets Into Social Media Stardom
By Mary Papenfuss
Congresswoman's Twitter interactions surge past top five media companies combined, according to stats.
U.S. President Donald Trump talks to reporters after addressing a closed Senate Republican policy lunch while a partial government shutdown enters its 19th day on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., January 9, 2019. REUTERS/Jim Young
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POLITICS
No, Twitter Is Not Reassured That Trump Is Alone In The White House
By Mary Papenfuss
"Do we think he is wandering the hall, talking to the portrait of Nixon?" asks one tweet.
WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 07: Former Federal Bureau of Investigation Director James Comey speaks to members of the media at the Rayburn House Office Building after testifying to the House Judiciary and Oversight and Government Reform committees on Capitol Hill December 07, 2018 in Washington, DC. With less than a month of control of the committees, House Republicans subpoenaed Comey to testify behind closed doors about investigations into Hillary Clinton’s email server and whether President Trump’s campaign advisers colluded with the Russian government to steer the outcome of the 2016 presidential election. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
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POLITICS
James Comey Indirectly Responds To Trump's Morning Twitter Rant With Single Quote
By Andy McDonald
In usual fashion, the former FBI director responded to a barrage of insults from the president with a subtle subtweet.
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