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"The best detectives in the world are wives. There, I said it."
The uproar over an antisemitic conspiracy Musk amplified last year has done little to change his mind.
"Can we get a collective 'womp womp?'" one user of X asked.
As one person told the conspiracy-spewing talk show host, "When you're explaining, you're losing."
"When we pack for a trip my wife basically moves out."
The billionaire knocked the Academy Awards only to dial back his "wrong" take hours later.
Hundreds of thousands of outages were reported globally on Tuesday after some users were unable to access the company's servers, a Meta official said.
"Pisces have strong drunk-girl-that-compliments-you-in-the-bathroom energy"
A group of former executives sued the billionaire for unpaid severance after he fired them in 2022.
"The smug way my wife walks into the kitchen, casually opens a drawer, and pulls out the exact item she needs on the first try."