As one person told the conspiracy-spewing talk show host, "When you're explaining, you're losing."
"When we pack for a trip my wife basically moves out."
The billionaire knocked the Academy Awards only to dial back his "wrong" take hours later.
Hundreds of thousands of outages were reported globally on Tuesday after some users were unable to access the company's servers, a Meta official said.
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"Pisces have strong drunk-girl-that-compliments-you-in-the-bathroom energy"
A group of former executives sued the billionaire for unpaid severance after he fired them in 2022.
"The smug way my wife walks into the kitchen, casually opens a drawer, and pulls out the exact item she needs on the first try."
"My daughter telling me not to worry because she got her own allowance from my purse did not have the effect she intended"
"My wife said we need to 'evaluate the garage' so there goes my weekend."
"Never underestimate the memory of a kid whose sibling didn’t help with chores one time three years ago."