Picking out a Halloween costume can be tough, especially for modern, socially conscious women and womyn. How many times have you found yourself standing in the Super Halloween Emporium looking at row after row of $40 costumes made out of thin tissue paper and toxic glue thinking, "Gee, I'd really like to look like a cheap male fantasy, but isn't there a way I can do that while also promoting Female Empowerment?" Well, my uterus owner, hang on to your rhinestone encrusted broomstick, because now the answer is YES!
Yes, ladies, this year you can look both SEXY and SMART on All Hallow's Eve! Stand up for women's rights while sportin' more boobage than an underage Reno, Nevada Craigslist escort! This Halloween, look like you're turnin' Tricks while you're actually Treatin' womankind!
PRESENTING THE HALLO-WOMEEN COSTUME COLLECTION
Smokin' Hot Nuclear Physicist
Sexy Ass Social Worker
Leggy Criminal Rights Attorney
The U.S. Secretary of Skank
Bangin' Body Brenda, the PBS Documentarian
The CEO of Cleavage, Inc.
Dirty Guurll Governor
Trashy Tina the Fulbright Scholar
Horny Human Rights Activist
Vicky Vajayjay, PhD
The Brazilian Waxed Welfare Administrator
Slutty Neurologist (*vibrating stethoscope included)
So don't wait! Get your costume today! And show everyone that women can not only be sexy, but smart, professional and accomplished, too.
Ooooh, now that's scary!