In order to meet the hairless, pre-pubescent body ideal that the American society sets up for us, women must engage in a constant war against their hair.
We can all be heroes flying in stealth mode, capturing the hearts and minds of our fellow Americans, leaving no room for Osama's ghost and the racism and xenophobia that continues to haunt us.
So, I was thinking about this on the first of many long marathon training runs leading up to the 2014 TCS New York City Marathon later this fall. Ther...
It goes without saying that due to the work of the American Mustache Institute, Beard Team U.S.A, and other noteworthy organizations, living a life of facial hair is far more acceptable today than it had been just 20 years ago.
It has recently come to the attention of the American Mustache Institute that the field manager for the Chicago White Sox, Mr. Robin Ventura, is forcibly intimidating pitcher Chris Sale to remove his preferred style facial hair.
It all started at the tender age of three, when my estranged uncle Irving raised me to believe that attending the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally was the only way a boy could become a man.
While it's true that women can find beat-up jeans and tousled, bed-head hair incredibly seductive on a man, every guy needs a quick, no-fail grooming routine that he can turn to when he needs to impress.
If you haven't been outdoors in a few years, you might not have noticed that beards are back. Why are beards sprouting from the unlikeliest faces? And is there anything that might make them stop?
Having Carl Weathers as your spirit mustache creates a lot of pressure, Is Virginia up to the challenge?
Three years ago, I declared the amusing novelty of facial hair was on its way out. I was so violently wrong.
There's always been something of a rivalry between downstate Illinois and Chicago. It gets serious when politicians are talking about things like distributing tax dollars for school funding and public construction projects.
It goes without saying that one of the key drivers of the Mustached American experience in recent years has been the skinny jean and lower nose foliage-clad American hipster species. Now it's time to educate hipsters in non-ironic ways.
It's hard to find many statues honoring a fashion expert but in Westfield, New York you'll find one dedicated to a young adviser to the president. ...
A productive morning is finding two matching black dress socks for work. I couldn't bear putting any more pressure on my dress code.
Why did you miss all of these things? Turns out, you don't actually see everything you see. Meaning, your eyes observe and take in much more information than your brain computes... So, there's stuff you see, that you don't actually see.
"PR Pardons" are for those we think have paid their public penance and deserve a fresh start--at least from a public relations perspective. Don't worry, despite dominating national coverage, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and Healthcare.gov are not on our list.