funniest tweets
How to use bitcoins, Sam Nunberg jokes and more.
Get ready for lots of scotch tape, pancake syrup, and ketchup.
"Driving after you have kids is 70% driving and 30% throwing snacks at your kids."
Overflowing backpacks, cleaning with baby wipes and more.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"I'm capable of remembering about 10 people's names and 6 of those people are dogs I follow on Instagram."
On being late to school, what's for dinner, and bodily functions.
On buying in bulk, avoiding Chuck E. Cheese's and more.
So. Many. Snow. Days.
Welcome to 2018.