Penis
He says foreign media mocked him.
Welcome to the gross-ery store.
Well, realistic except for all the sparkles.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
You wish, Kermit
Talk about hands-free service.
Get ready to put a creative spin on "Family Jewels" and "Pea-Cock."
A county attorney opted not to pursue the case.
"It's like his penis gets smaller every time he says huge."